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Morgan Webb

A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are for. ⛵️⚓️

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“Don’t judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.” #girlswithtattoos #tattoos #septum

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“Make me a movie. Make it a cliché. Somethings are supposed to be that way.” #curlsfordays #momlife #girlswithtattoos #septum

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Because the only person I know will stick with me through anything, is my best friend. #momlife #daughter

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Mom got some Asian candy? Candied tomatoes, carrots, coconut, durian fruit, some kind of chocolate malt ball, and something we can’t figure out, it just tastes like sugar cubes.. #ohno #sonotgood #butwhy

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“Oh, why did I do that? Why does everything collapse? Even when it’s glued together.”

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Parenting is hard. The only thing they really told me before I became a parent is how hard it is and how much it’s worth it. Some days I struggle. Some days I lose my patience. Some days I feel like the worst mom on the planet. But I see her smile or I hear her laugh and it reminds me that it is indeed all worth it. And while I’m thirsty, and my arm is falling asleep, and she is snoring SO loud... I can’t bear to move her because she is sleeping so peacefully (even like a grizzly). Parenting is hard. But I love being her mom.

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Because becoming a parent means never taking a shit alone again. #momlife #crappyphoto

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We finally got some snow!! Unfortunately it’s not snowman building now. #myhandsarefuckingcold #snotsicles #momlife

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“Trying to stay positive, not an easy way to live. Step inside my brain, we can take it nice and slow, at the pace you wanna go, laugh right through the pain.”

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Because I feel cute today. 😬😬😬 #selfie

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#happyholidays from two divas 💁🏻‍♀️😉💋

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My little nugget was a skeleton bride/princess, she had so much fun, and I was a cat. 🐱💀 #skeletonmakeup #darkprincess #halloween #kitty #daughter #momlife

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“Your flaws are perfect for the heart that is meant to love you.” #itsokaytonotbeperfect #septum #plugs #tattoos #selfie

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"Your children don't want a perfect mom, they want a happy one." #momlife #nugget #momswithplugs #momswithtattoos #septum

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