When life gives you breast cancer, tell it to eff off with flowers!🌺
Today is the day I got my big ugly scar covered up with the most amazing work by @hannahnova_tattoo
And as a tattoo virgin, I couldn’t ask for a better first time!
And it ain’t a little butterfly on the ankle kinda tatt either!
Go hard or go home💪
I’m loving myself sick right now and probably flashing a little bit too much as well😁
Thanks for the birthday card, but I’m not 47!😂
I’ll save this one for next year👍
Ah, mother-in-laws, eh.!Maybe the shop was all out of “46”s and close enough was good enough.
But it is the thought that counts, so thank you MIL for thinking of me😊
And for providing me with Insta fodder😁
Junk mail or not junk mail🤔
I have a “No Junk Mail” sign on my letterbox but these local businesses seem to think their flyers are exempt. 🤷♀️
I have contacted all of these businesses (some of them several times) and asked them to tell their letterbox person to respect the wishes of non-junk mail lovers like myself, but those pesky flyers just keep coming 😕
I have opted for emailed correspondence at every turn - banks & utility companies seem to get it - but somehow real estate agents, politicians and house cleaners seem to think they need to waste resources, time & their own money to let me know they exist.
Do they realise these flyers go directly from my letterbox to my recycling? They are literally throwing away money.
If you are reading this and you are one of those offenders, please, please, please stop putting your junk in my box! 🤣
So, this happened...I ordered a glass of rosé and the barman started pouring me a Riesling.
He got his “r”s mixed up, apparently.
Kinda like my friend who mixes up Black Beauty with Sleeping Beauty! Both are “beauties” - easy to mix up.
Anyway, He charged me for the rosé and gave me the mistake Riesling for free!
I couldn’t drink both so I poured the freebie in my #reusablewaterbottle
I’m chalking this down to eco karma😊 and now I have beverage for the flight!