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could y'all hol' up for a sec while i'm finna bus' a fuckin' yeet ass dab, that's be lit

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remember when u were a child and you learnt the sun was a star and u GAGGED???? ⇩ #Meme #Shitpost

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me: *does litteraly anything* some of my classmates: #Meme #Shitpost

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pythagoras believed that out of all planets earth was the worst and the further u could get from earth the better. some guys burned down his house but he didnt lose his cool he just walked out into the woods and died #Meme #Shitpost

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"why don't you just...?" the answer is either money or anxiety #Meme #Shitpost

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me, driking orange juice right of the container like the cool older brother on a disney channel show #Meme #Shitpost

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im legit disturbed @nuria.saints #Meme #Shitpost

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michael scott saying "not gonna make this one" and driving away after trying to parallel park in a space that could fit 4 cars is probably the biggest mood i have ever seen #Meme #Shitpost

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i only have 2 moods: im a genius. truly, it is a privilege to know me & im a once in a lifetime oaf never in the course of human history has there been anyone dumber than me. #Meme #Shitpost

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kinda fucked up that i happened to be born in the one fucking era of history since the dawn of mankind that i cant just swing a sword around in the mud for a few years then die #Meme #Shitpost

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any vampires who need permission to enter my house...... u have my permission..... u wanna cone through my window in a flurry of fog & wind? u can do that..... wanna drink my blood & take me away to ur big vampire castle? alright friend go for it #Meme #Shitpost

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when u can sense a Mood™ incoming and feel like a farmer standing in a field looking out the horizon as the storm approaches like "looks like its gonna be a bad one, boys" #Meme #Shitpost

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academia is ruined, we need to throw it back to the days were scholars were only after the cure for death, i want ti wear a cool robe and get funding from the king to just do whatever the hell and kind of poison him #Meme #Shitpost

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im sick of temporal plans. i dont want to hang out next wednesday lets chill after the next thunderstorm. meet me when its 28C°. time isnt real. #Meme #Shitpost

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NEW noise cancelling headphones that r so good at blocking out the sound that they even prevent u from listening to ur own music forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until u begin to hear ur own brain falling apart as it decends into madness #Meme #Shitpost

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if i get shot do i own the bullet do i get to keep it #Meme #Shitpost

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squad is over we're cults now #Meme #Shitpost

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omg mel u r so different #Meme #Shitpost

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if u r going to be mean to frogs then log off #Meme #Shitpost

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