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Callum Lyon

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How does that work then? 🤔

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Always the same 6 shit songs on loop.

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Hope it works 😩😂

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Whenever you feel your life is shit just remember it could be worse, you could be a fucking baghead or a sket on Jezza.

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Would probably be less dickheads about.

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Thank fuck for that. What's the point in teaching us things we actually need to know in life.

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Fucking skint mate 😩 UPDATE: I've made an account fuck it 😂 Just waiting to be verified 😂

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Easily the best.

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Everyone looks better with a tan #fiat500

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Everyone does it 😂

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Brace yourselves. It's coming.

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Always salt your water when cooking pasta mate. _________________ #comedy #food #pasta #comedian #follow #iger #humour #funny #funnytweets #life #lifequotes

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School honestly taught us some pointless stuff. Sorry I've not been posting much, I proper cba with anything at the min. I'll be rate though cos I'm a double hard bastard.

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Was anyone else waiting for me to make an appearance? Baffled me has that. Probably why it's last series because producers choose same type of people every year. Looks like I'm applying for Bargain Hunt then pal.

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Had to repost this. @hireztherapper People dont choose to be addicted to something. if you're struggling with addiction talk to somebody. Don't be ashamed. The help you need is out there. RIP Mac.

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RIP Mac, can't believe it. He was one of the reasons I used to rap. A true legend. His music will live forever. 😢🙏🏽 #macmiller #ripmacmiller

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