Ummm, hi! Will I be getting an invite to this BBQ? 🌭🍗🍔 Or, will my vegan mom intervene? Xo, Max
80° and sunny in FL, but I'd rather be here 📍
So auspicious/fitting/perfect to have spent #internationalwomensday with my best friend of 23 years! There's no one else with whom I could spend the better part of my life co-creating abstruse fan fictions about people we barely know/Monarchist historical jokes/faux academic treatises on every subject possible/animal rescue charities funded by wind up genie sales/neo-Gricean theoretical interpretations regarding trashy apparel and unconventional preposition applications/app-inspired asymmetric gender relations comedy routines which Alan aspires to turn into a live event, and so much more. We can speak in full conversations that are basically unintelligible to a stranger but make complete sense (cents?-Z) to us, as they reference countless memories and frameworks and jokes garnered together every year since kindergarten. Though we haven't always grown in the exact same direction, we've always ultimately ended up back where we belong, as inseparable sisters. You are a genius editor and writer, inspiring animal advocate, talented dancer, and the fiercest friend.