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Desperate Househens

Behind the facade of a postcard-perfect subdivision live 5 hens whose lives are anything but idyllic.

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Cat vs. goat. Who will win? @goatyogaseattle

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Yoooooooo! It's a parrtayyyyyy

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We just have to share a picture of the cutest thing you'll ever see. Visit the toucan ranch rescue website to learn more about this incredible organization.

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Limes? Why not margaritas???

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Miss Buffy led a life full of hole digging, mealworm eating, and weed destroying. She was always excited when her humans came home and ran with such excitement that her whole body swayed as if in slow motion. She is survived by her 4 sisters plus the neighborhood cat. We are sad to have lost such a wonderful lady, but are happy that she passed peacefully in her coop. Funeral services were held in the private company of only her closest friends and family. We miss you, Buffy.

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Frhends! We're happy to announce that Martha Püper has been accepted into the frhend group on Wisteria Lane

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Can't say we're all friends yet, but we'll let Martha Püper close sometimes.

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Breaking news! The ladies have all successfully spent 2 days and a night without being separated from the newest member, Martha Püper.

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That couldn't have felt good.

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Miss Martha Püper has been able to get some freedom today without the Wisteria Lane natives causing too much trouble. #progress

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That's a stinkeye if I've ever seen one

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Watch out; Edie may burn down your house if you're not careful.

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Stopped to get some chicken supplies, and had to see hi to these adorable babies.

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INTRUDER ALERT! Ladies & Gentlemen, Hens & Roosters - we'd like to introduce you to our newest resident of Wisteria Lane - Martha Püper, recently relocated from the nearby suburb of Ballard.

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Hope y'all had a great weekend! It was beautiful here on Wisteria Lane

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Our friends from @goatyogaseattle are visiting again!! Happy Saturday, frhens! 🐐

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Some dear friends of ours gifted this Henry painting to our instagrammer, and we finally reminded him to pose for this photo

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Susan has discovered a new favorite roosting spot. Too bad it's outside of the coop.

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