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jared paulen

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Garfield would fucking love Monday’s if he got to spend them with @fivefootmermaid

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Check out my sick new pad(s)

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Quality banter happenin in the Paulen gang group text. Shoutout to @carlyfarber for the cryptic response half complimenting a dusty old pic of our parents

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Real roads have curves

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Dance like nobody’s bird watching

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Made some pointy ass friends. Remind me not to slap YOU guys five (is something I told these cactuses)

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A little behind the scenes action: two fat Israelis behind me were shouting heeb at a volume matched only by the entire collective nation of Israel

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Introducing, the other seaman reservoir (first ones my b hole)

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🎼the boys are out of town🎼

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