working on a geotag for this plum tart hold please.
under the tuscan sun in IMAX 3D
orbetello, it’s me 👋🏽
if you need me I’ll be stapling paper together in Italy for the rest of gay time...
🍑 tutti frutti 🍒
drag name: al fresco.
spaghetti or not, here I come.
pro tip: take cute pics before you eat everything in sight, it’s slimming.
gays who claim their gender as “pizza” on dating apps miiiiiiiiight be onto something.
the views here are 💯
“hi it’s me wake up sorry I’m a morning person!” -me
three of the cutest people I know.
zoom in for 4 drips if ur nasty.
allison just sent me the promo video for her restaurant “ally’s” (duh) - their slogan is “we have the meats” delivered with an angry Italian accent/face and LET ME BE CLEAR this child was born to make me the most proud uncle on earth.