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JellifishPirate

Nerd, Geek, Bro, 5'10, Taurus, Grumpy Bear, Ornery Gamer

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Remember to always check your kid’s candy!!

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The only thing worse than #droetker shitty commercial is their shittier #pizza #donotwant #cardboardpizza #badfood

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So I’ve lost 10lbs in the last 3 weeks or so. I still have a long way to go, but it feels good to be - even a little bit - less of a #fatbastard 😁👍🏻😜 #weightloss

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When #Nintendo steals your heart containers and all your time with #thelegendofzelda #breathofthewild #Link #hyrule #switch #zelda

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My thankfulness continues as I found this new friend at #bramaleacitycentre #bcc and since I had a bunch of trades, he didn’t cost me a cent! ❤️ #Korg #Meik #thorragnarok #funkopop

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I wanted to give my #thanks today. I’m thankful for a wonderful #familee I’m thankful that I’m reasonably healthy and I have a job and some truly fantastic people in my life. While it’s far from perfect, I certainly have much to be #thankful for. Thank you to #GOD and the #Universe and all the in-between. ❤️

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What a fucking shitshow this #ufc229 was. I wanted #mcgreggor to win. He didn’t. Give #khabibnurmagomedov his fucking belt already. Fair is fair.

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Happy accident I decided to come out tonight! I totally forgot it was #fightnight #Go #conormcgregor #khabibvsmcgregor

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Recently I had the absolute worst #skipthedishes experience. Earlier in the week, at 7:14pm I placed an order. After about an hour of waiting and not seeing any progress on the app, I messaged customer service in the app. Not only was there over 150+ waiting in that queue, I was had to contact them 3 separate times! Once I was told it’s because my city is too busy. (Brampton) Another time I was told I would get some skip credits (then the chat was disconnected before I could inquire further) on the third attempt they were able to “expedite” my order. It arrived at about 10pm. Oh and shortly after 9:30pm the order was “marked as delivered” - well before it arrived. Now I got an email telling me I’m being compensated by $7.00 in #skipcredits My wife went to bed hungry because of how late the food arrived. I’ve never been so annoyed or frustrated when ordering food before from anywhere. You can keep the $7.00 in credits. I’m moving my business elsewhere.

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So apparent #Venom is sitting at 31% on #rottontomatoes RN. Can’t say I’m surprised. Still wanna see it tho.

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So today someone asked me what colour my eyes were. I said #blue and they argued with me. Apparently they’re not blue enough! Lol. Oh Monday.

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Excited for the #wings and #things #dinnertime

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You MUST be a #Pirate or #mermaid to use the washrooms here!

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What’s for #dinner tonight? I’m trying to eat healthy but life sucks ass so... #fatbastard anyone?

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Most people think #yoga is all about the pants; but those who have dunnit know just how hard it is. I survived my first Yoga experience today.

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Why is it that even when you try so hard to be #good you’re still just an #asshole ?! #feelsbadman

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So the #toronto #bluejays suck ass right now and they answer this by trading their best player #donaldson #wtf

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