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Sally Blunts

Social media whore & actual whore. Adult entertainer, girlfriend for hire. Deleted and reborn. 📍PDX or your dad’s bed. Repeal FOSTA/SESTA

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Attempting to solve my own problems- insulating the floor and putting in rugs. Send Target gift cards cuz I need more rugs. #vamperlife

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1, 2, Sally’s coming for you…

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I made French toast for the first time. I don’t eat syrup, so it’s topped with my homemade apple butter from thanksgiving. Turkey bacon seasoned with cumin. Grapes because everything else was too monochromatic. ☺️

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My heathen coffee cup matches my new onesie. 💚 #JuniperLatte #ItsNotAsGrossAsIThought #ItWasFreeAnyWay

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Montage of me trimming this entire bush (😂😂😂) while She Works Hard For The Money by Donna Summer plays.

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I’m really interested to know.

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My yummy little breakfast: pumpkin spice bagel by @daveskillerbread, milk and a mandarin. I didn’t feel like using a plate, so I’m using a container lid. 😂

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🛀🏽🌬🍺

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If you want to destroy my sweater, hold this thread as I walk away. Slowly unraveling, I’ll soon be naked. Laying on the floor, I’ve come undone.

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Dear @badgalriri, please be my new girlfriend/bff.

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“I smoke a blunt to take the pain out and if I wasn’t high, I’d probably try to blow my brains out.” I’m obviously being dramatic but I really am sad now.

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When you want to feel like an alcoholic giant. Fe, fi, fo, fum. I only drink vodka & sometimes clear rum. 😂😂

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