My after-work plans are irrelevant to you, Greg because you didn’t pay me enough here to even be included.
Also, “no, but what are you doing after work?” is NEVER the correct response to “would you like to go for a dance?”
Come support your favorite stripper at @mysticgentlemensclub_pdx today from 11- 6. Other activities are available, but still not for free. #StripclubsAreNotFreeGirlfriendStores
I just broke an entire bottle of wine all over everything in my backpack, so I’m pretty fucking irritated. But my kids are being awesome & put me back in a good mood. So buy a lap dance, some nudes, or take me on a date so I can buy them more Legos. #WillSuckDickForLegos#ImNotARegularMomImACoolMom
Neither travel nor pussy is free. Get it together, Jim. #nowbooking
My bangs green, looking like a bag of money… 🤑💇🏽♀️💰🧖🏽♀️💚
I’ll be at @mysticgentlemensclub_pdx today 11am- whenever so cum see me!
Now if I was assembling Big Macs in my bathroom or doing Pap smears in my kitchen, then maybe you can tell me to not take my work home with me. When I’m a self-employed, freelance artist, you can shove your unhelpful career advice up your ass. Bye, Instagram Guidance Counselor.