A civilian woman on Facebook tried to call me a prude (🙄😂) and asked what was up my ass, implying I’m uptight or something. 🧐
I told her, “the only thing up my ass is my love for Jesus.” 💁🏽♀️😂
When you wake up to Paypal deposits. 😍🤩
The fresh new meme I promised on Facebook.
My Boomarangs never come out cute enough.
I’m going through stuff in my storage unit & found this adorable pic of me and my babies when they actually were babies, ages 3 & 1. From 2010. I was 27.
What is this shit?! 😡
This stripclub has the best bathroom hallway for selling coke. I don’t sell coke and I’m not trying to get pre-blacklisted from another club, so don’t DM me for info. I’m just making customer observations. Find your own alleys to sell your dopes.
I found this and another tape in my storage unit recently. The other one has my legal name on it cuz it was a gift, but it was labeled “Alternative Vol 1.” This one says “Radio Mix,” if you can’t read my 90s bougie font. Did I really just sit there and record songs from the radio? How primitive. 😂
C’est si bon!
I know what I’ll be having for breakfast dessert. 😏 I love this place. Everything is so fucking fancy.
Mimosa flight. Fancy French whore breakfast.
“iM nOt A tRiCk Or A jOhN” Well Edward, I’m not a desperate alcoholic who’s willing to waste my time drinking with you for free, when there are gentlemen who respect me enough to pay me even when they just want to meet for a quick drink. Free time is me time. (Available tonight, 9/7, in the Portland area.)
This is weird. Don’t be like this guy.
Today was my boys’ first day back to school. 6th & 4th, if anyone cares. I don’t post pics of them on my work profiles for obvious reasons, so here’s a pic I took today after sending them to school. I grew 2 humans in this body.
I keep hearing about people saying they’re shadowbanned, but I don’t know what that means. Comment your favorite emoji if you can see this. 🤑
The colorblind internet colonizers are getting on my nerves right now, so enjoy this random pic.
Sheryl doesn’t appreciate my humor or dick-sucking skills. 😒 Book me and you can be enjoying both. 😏 Advance-booking discounts available, message me for details. ☺️ But don’t forget about my $5 DM/PM fee. 💚 I’m still in the Portland area through Labor Day weekend, then I’ll be heading east. 😘