In 1988 I bought this comic and it blew my mind. Tonight I was honored to have @grant.morrison sign it for me. Check him out on the show!
All I wanted for Father's Day was for my son to do his best impression of Wattie from the Exploited.
Spent last night in Philly with Terry Gross. I'd love to tell you that she's mean and vindictive but sadly she is a wonderful and kind person not to mention the greatest interviewer on God's green earth. Here's hoping some of her genius rubbed off on me.
When your baby is wide awake but your wife is spent
Ashe doesn't care for Late Night but never misses me when I'm on The View.
It finally happened. Tracy Morgan met Senator Ben Sasse.
A special America cameo tonight on JOKES SETH CANT TELL!
This creepy mouse kept drooling and staring at me for my entire flight. #refund
I could listen to George Saunders talk about writing forever. Highly recommend "Lincoln in the Bardo."
Ashe is very laid back about this game. In his lifetime @numensbball has never MISSED the tournament.
Shout out to my amazing wife who said goodbye to the Brooklyn DA this week. So excited for her to flex her legal muscles in her next endeavor. (I will miss the badge though)