Whenever my friends from Kepler 442 b take me to some exotic or spectacular corner of our universe, they think my gaping mouth reaction is quaint. Here is a typical conversation:
"Holy shit! I mean, wow! This is absolutely frigging insane! What's this called again? The Great Standing Gravity Wave at Nabyojazm? I can't wait to get back to Earth to describe this to my friends, though I'm not sure there are adequate words."
"You are easily amused Dude. You should see the universe next door."
"Wait, you said there are no photons there. How could I see anything there?"
"You are thinking of the neighbor on the other side, and yah, not much to see there. But the one I'm talking about? Forget about it."
"And why won't you take me again?"
"Your organization would become inoperable. The interuniversal portal we use would stretch you into an infinitely long noodle."
"And this isn't a problem for you because..."
"We are pure energy. Duh."
"Oh yah. Duh."
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