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thenomadicandrew

I hit heat exhaustion like it was my job. I thought I would think have any problems dragging 89 lbs of stuff through 3 miles of Chinese streets in 98 degree weather. I was wrong af. #98degreesiantjustaband #China #summerpalace #howisthisreal #howisthisreal #WanderingWhiteBoy #worldtour #welearnedtoday #allmynopes

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thenomadicandrew

This Acupuncture shop has been in the family for almost 300 years! #solidbusiness #talkaboutstability #china #idontdoneedles #allmynopes #WanderingWhiteBoy #worldtour #whatsnext

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fools.with.tools

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brando_the_builder

pardon the dusty ass dash, but what the fuck is this? 82 degrees at 6:30am?! i miss california. #allmynopes #whysoserious #cuznooneshouldliveinthisshit

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talia_s_m

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jeffdickyyc

Always good to remember. #howaboutneither #allmynopes

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hippeh2

Go to #Mexico they said. It’ll be fun they said. Nobody told me about the damn ostrich. #hesrightbehindme #terrified #sweetbabycheesus #allmynopes

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josh.trdtaco

Nope nope nope . #nope #allmynopes

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summer1791

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this_is_definitely_why_i

Just let it be & don’t pull up that backpack! πŸ˜±πŸπŸŽ’ #HellToTheNaw #AllMyNopes #LookClose #ListenLouder

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stephhhleigh

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wateroakforge

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ashleycrystal7

It puts the lotion on its skin.. Or else it gets stretch marks again! #nopenopenope #allmynopes @sjkilfoyle #lol

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danihugsstrangers

SchrΓΆdinger obviously never actually put a cat in a box. πŸ“¦πŸ˜ΎπŸ—―πŸ”Š #Argo #thecatreturns #catcarrier #allmynopes #maxvolume #letmesingyouthesongofmypeople #mycathatesmenow #definitelyalive

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zeldadoodles

#ctnsketchfever time! This week we've got Marian Liddell as "Circus Doll." I took some liberties with it. I blame the unsettling circus soundtrack. A ballet clown is probably one of the last things a lot of people would expect to or want to run into in a graveyard. Plié on, creepy graveyard clown. Plié the heck on. #clown #circus #graveyard #spooky #cemetery #haunted #art🎨 #sketchbook #lifedrawing #figuredrawing #nope #allmynopes #creepy #undead #halloween #thingstorunawayfromreallyfast #artistsofinstagram #illustration

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randibeaver

I was told today that it is nice to have photos of yourself from another person's perspective. I think that person doesn't know what they're talking about. #ilooklikeaweirdo #ugh #whyyoumakemedodis #nope #allmynopes #sigh

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muchnikkisowow

When you wake up Monday morning and just know immediately that it's going to be one of THOSE weeks. #StruggleBus #HangInThere #NeedMoreSleep #DontWannaAdultToday #MondayMorningDemotivation #AllMyNopes

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randibeaver

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pineapples.and.barbells

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heatherbleier

So this is happening right now. Black wasp in my car. Called my husband to come take care of it for me. #trapped #allmynopes #timeforanewcar

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hippeh2

TBT to that time Crispy showed what he thought of obedience competition #allmynopes #dogsofinstgram #missthisguy

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statenislandmobilemechanic

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evendrig

Catlin touched a Tarantula today. I think he died a little inside #allmynopes #nopenopenope #spider

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michaelia_p

Sounds like a plan!!! I was going to be productive today, but I'd rather not spend an hour digging my car out. I'm over snow, I'm ready for mud!!!! #yeg #yeggers #edmonton #alberta #canada #780 #587 #fuckwinter #overit #snow #why #itscolderthanmysouloutside #pantsoff #bed #nope #allmynopes #itssodeep #thatswhatshesaid #fifthwinter #imdone #albertalife #takeyourpantsoff #backtobed #illbeinmyfort #isitspringyet #ugh #brrr #toocoldforme #meme

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just.by.chance

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hairbndr38

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burlytangerine

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thechive_calgary

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thechive_calgary

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_done_me_time

πŸ™‹πŸΌπŸ€£ #allmynopes #notthismorning #imstayinghere @dee_canadiangirl74 here is that #animalhumor you requested sweetie! Have an amazing day! 😍

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thechive_calgary

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thechive_calgary

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omygawdbecky

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michaelia_p

Baby it's cold outside.... Seriously WTF? I was going to get some errands done, stepped outside and immediately turned around and crawled under my blanket. I'll Carpe the shit out of the day....tomorrow #fuckwinter #yeg #yeggers #edmonton #alberta #canada #780 #587 #selfie #selfietime #selfienation #girlswithink #girlswithpiercings #girlswithtattoos #babyitscoldoutside #winter #brrr #nope #blanketfort #carpediem #tomorrow #browneyes #blanket #cozy #notgoinganywhere #allmynopes #itcanwait

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thechive_calgary

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thechive_calgary

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igoperator

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chesterveeg

Uh, NOPE. Not today.

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sgsmarthomes

Wiring should NEVER look anything like this!!! 😣 It make us cringe. We hate having to explain to clients that this is not an acceptable installation. It makes us mad when we see this and find out that they paid good money for this type of service. YOU DESERVE BETTER!!! πŸ€“ Wiring can make or break your system. We're here to help you and fix your wiring rats nest πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘β˜€οΈ πŸ”Œ

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baby_boi_48

11ish miles through the mountains this weekend, and the only other living thing I saw was this gigantic Cat Faced Spider. . I saw her walking through the grass just about as fast as me! She wouldn't admit it, but with a single parent household, and close to 1000 babies on the way she'll be voting Hillary this November. Gonna need that subsidized childcare and free education. #spider #Handouts #allmynopes #aracnoide #costa #SpidersForHillary #AllSpidersMatter

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gervaisamanda

So along with a mouse trying to escape the rain, these 2 handsome creatures tried to be my blind buddies. The 1 on the left made me kill it, as it kept attacking my stick, and the 1 on the right apparently plays dead when confronted, allowing u to poke said stick at belly, and when he grabs hold, launch him out the window like a missile. The mouse got his own video. #allmynopes #whydotheyhavetocrawloneverything #gross #icankillmyownspiderlikeabiggirl

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kadiaaan

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omygawdbecky

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mrcydixon

This guy. Wow. 25000 feet free fall, without a parachute. #lukeaikins #allmynopes

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nerdirator

Two horror gems that are expensive and hard to find. I did pay a little below value on each of these but still wish I got them when they were cheap. Worth it though. #echonightbeyond #hauntingground #oldbeer #needmorebeer #agetec #capcom #horrorgames #ilovevideogames #allmynopes #bluemoon #beerandvideogames #fear #scared #retrogaming #videogamecollector #videogames #crapcom #ps2 #2spoopy #manchild #thatsfuckedup #runbitchrun #space #astronaut #worthit #expensiveasfuck

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tonyasaurus.rex

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second_starr

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ashleycrystal7

Literally just closed my window.. #allmynopes

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erinblogs

Where's a lighter?! πŸ•·πŸ”₯ #AllMyNopes

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beetis

And out of nowhere a hail storm appears. Got my car coved seconds before. #hail #hailstorm #savedthecar #utah #utahweather #typical #justalittlerain #badweather #fuckthis #imout #nope #allmynopes #backtobed #goodnight

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ashleycrystal7

Who on earth did this to me?!? #allmynopes #hateclowns #icute #lol

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photogenetics12

Monday's got me like.... #mondayssuck #allmynopes #nope #nofilter #ugh

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everythingonpaperisperfect

I love this post - Who's your favorite villain? Malfoy, Dexter,....I know there's more. . . It's 32 degrees according to my car. I had to run an errand but I'm happily back inside and on the couch. Time to #netflixandchill (which means it's time for a SuperNatural marathon ;)). . . Have you seen all the people doing the #snowchallege ? It's insane! #allmynopes . . . #paperperfect #socold #chilly #instagood #instafamous #villains #funny #textpost #story #fiction #writers #readers #fandoms #supernatural #regram #stuckinside #trapped

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blake_estes_13

This gets all of my nope. #nope #allmynopes #hellno #getaway #nopenopenope

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amongthestacks

Already got my first, "You're a librarian, give me tax advice" call--time to put on my trusty vintage "No, I won't do your taxes" pin. #taxforms yes, #taxadvice no! #vintagepin #1970s #notalawyer #library #nope #allmynopes #kitsch #vintagejewelry #librarylife #doyourowntaxes #libraryproblems

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kait747

No one in this house can do Monday. No adulting today. #monday #allmynopes #dogsofinstagram

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jkbeagle

A huge #shoutout to all the #linemen that are out enduring the frigid weather to restore power for all of us affected by the #icestorm in #Oklahoma #Texas and #Kansas. We appreciate all your hard work. Try to stay #warm and go #home #safe! #ice #winter #winterweather #ihatewinter #toocold #freezing #icestorms #thissucks #icanteven #allmynopes #allergictothecold #coldurticaria #thatsarealthing #oge #oklahomagasandelectric #Yukon #frozenYukon #frozen #thecoldreallydoesbotherme

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jkbeagle

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the_colemanation

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dakis_fit

Ok...so my day was pretty rough, but I know I am having a better day than him. Today was my off day, so I'm resting. I was gonna hit the gym but decided to chill back and rest. I switch it up when my body says to, and today my body said "get your ass home and chill"...so that's where I'm at...but you gotta ask how the hell he did this to himself, right? #wtf #oops #allmynopes #tryexplainingthat

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tonyasaurus.rex

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turbosauce74

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gracietheboston

Mum, the kitty's trying to get out again! #allmynopes

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living_amoung_the_dead

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jkbeagle

That moment when your husband's psychotic ex is stalking you from her step-dad's fb account and accidentally sends a friend request. Uh, NOPE! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™…πŸ™…πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘Ž #crazyex #crazy #psycho #psychoex #nope #allmynopes #stalker #letitgo #hilarious #facestalker #byefelicia #no #fb #timehop

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tdk_

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kapitanwoods

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beardedtexas

Wooden smiles for sloooooow service #allmynopes #slow #lame #foodbetterbegood

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brittneylayne23

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lscmariness527

This hairy witch decided to weave her web of death right at eye level on my back door. What happens when you live the #LakeLife I guess. I'm just never ever going to use that door again ever. Problem solved lol 😳😱πŸ”₯πŸ”«πŸ™ˆπŸ’©πŸ’₯πŸ”ͺ #bigassspider #arachnophobia #spider #spiderweb #blackandwhitemakesitscarier #bitchtriedtoeatme #burnthehousedown #eeeek #allmynopes #summer #LakeStClair #PureMichigan

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cosmicspaceowl

I hate #flying. That shit is terrifying. No Indian should do as Eagle or Raven, IDGAF. Keep your feet planted, and let your roots grow. Trust. #livelongandprosper #dontfly #travel #hateflying #lovetravel #nah #allmynopes

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chivettecait

Thanks @thechive for showing me the page that perfectly describes why I don't want kids lololπŸ˜‚ #neverhavingkids #allmynopes #kidless #kidlessforlife #kidsarecrazy #funny #hilarious #assholeparents @assholeparents

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underceeeej

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almosteverythingzen

Nah, I don't need to go into the garage fridge, ever again!!!! #nope #allmynopes

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cbowden89

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