GUYS. I may look like I have it together, but lemme tell you a story about tonight....
I go pick basil leaves from the garden, wash, wash, wash, cut, cut, cut... notice a really slimy leaf (i throw away). Suddenly, I notice a f*cking worm that very closely resembles a you know what and I proceed to freak out and cry and squeal... BAD. EVERYTHING IN THE KITCHEN MUST BE THROWN AWAY. (i'm certain I cut one in half which was what I threw away) I go pick more, very carefully inspecting each leaf. Wash, wash, wash, cut, cut, green Caterpillar this time and i'm UPSET.
Hunter calms me down, even though i'm clearly a terrible gardener and even worse cook. I re chop everything (minus the basil) and this time, in true Draven fashion, I burn everything. BLACK. I'm upset again.
Hunter re cuts everything and I say a silent prayer. I'm hoping for the best but even as I type this the cat is trying to puke on my arm while the dog begs to be in my lap.
Where is Hunter? Playing video games like he should be after saving the day.
This is our life yall.