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kimi_tayler_comedy

This is me. This is who I am now. No yolk. 🍳🍳🍳 #comedy #comedian #academia #suckeggs #eggssuck #icelandcomedy #egglady

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_lindsaybailey_

Ok, first world probs. I didn’t realize how spoiled I am with fresh eggs until I went to Salt Lake City. The hotels were amazing, 4 & 5 Star that we stayed in. Like, so gorgeous. Take me back! Take me back to those crisp white sheets, huge quiet room & ginormous white marble bathroom. (THANK YOU YOUNG LIVING!)😍 I was in heaven. You guys, I didn’t even turn the tv on once while I was there. That’s how much I needed some quiet time. I did however go down for breakfast one morning and there was.......scrambled eggs. You know, those fake eggs made with powder that can feed a lot of people.🤭 I promise if Young Living knew we were eating that they wouldn’t of used those people to cater. 😂 Very long story short. Glad to have fresh eggs for breakfast again, and dang do you see that egg in the middle?! Ouch. 😳 • • • • • • • • #youngliving #pnw #egglady #pnwchickens #baileyhomestead #farmfresh #yleo #chickenlife #momblogger #vloggermom #monoftwo

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sochillxochitl

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sochillxochitl

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travel_chickie

I used to get my #eggs from a coworker who raised her own chickens. They had a #heatedchickencoop ....but now I don't work at the same place and we are over an hour apart. I found a new #egglady at the @napervillefarmersmarket @drovers_trail_natural_farm she has photos of her #freerangechickens and it's a beautiful thing. She told me the chickens get all the produce not sold at the market so they are very healthy with a varied diet. Remember, these are the ppl that grow everything you are putting into your body! Sick animals make sick meat and eggs. Do your research. Wanna know how you can get eggs for 99 cents? Google their living conditions. And it's LEGAL. Completely #unethicalbutlegal...you know those chickens go crazy from being in that tight of quarters? So, they cut their beaks off so they don't kill each other. That's what your money supports when you dont #buyethically #doyourresearch #foodforgood #humanelyraised #knowwhereyourfoodcomesfrom

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xianpitt

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melovflowers50

Ok so I should like a true Southen . It was in the chickens nest. That was one of the scariest things I’ve ever done. I hate snake. I miss my son helping me . #firstsnakekill #eggplantfarm #eggs #freeraingechicken #backyardchickens #egglady #hatesnakes

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leciawilsonstudio

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betterfoodguru

Guys, I just found my egg cooking sweet spot!! 7 minute egg! No white jelly (gagme) no overwhelming raw yolk taste, not chalky, just PERFECT. Super delicate and tasty for reals😎 👉romaine, red cabbage, watermelon radish, strawberry, cashew, avocado, shrooms cooked in evoo and chili flakes, persian cucumbers, zoodles, vegan cashew pesto and balsamic vinaigrette, and Eggy-poo💛 How do you like your eggies?

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ladybukes

I am very glad those little peepers aren’t any closer to my nose, after an epic delivery session for @the_egg_lady_cheshire around #Wilmslow they have certainly been fresher......not a lot I can do about it now, as it’s nearly school run time. #stinkytoes #egglady #cheshire #myrandomjob #butidoloveit

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vieux.velo

Who’s hungrier for Vieux Vélo- you or Edie?🐣 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #edithmassey #egglady #johnwaters #eggseggseggs #🥚 #vieuxvelo #brunch #ondejeune #mtlmoments #eggman

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cherrielov

- I really dont know when U appear then standing in front of me but I always hope it, and I'm gonna waiting for that day, for that moment...! - In my imagination, it can be 5 or 10 years later (even tomorrow ❤), I'll meet you and we will have a nice talk together. _Hopefully you will see the fire that you’ve started in my heart so far_ #mynamesFjern #sendthistoeggWhite #eggLady #eggyolksbodyguard #hopeureadit =)))

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cal161616

Three of us are happy that Ethel gets to stay on as an egg layer. One of us still thinks she’s game for lunch #chicks #chickens #chickenfarmer #myboyfriendsgotanotherchick #chickenrancher #chickentender #eggstocome #egglady #ethel #circus #farmcircus

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houseofboateng

Meet our egg lady. Maureen from Stonebridge farm has been supplying us with eggs, turkey and Goat for the last 6 years and she is one of the reason we open the cafe. She loves what she does and we love her for that!!! Come and try her wonderful eggs this weekend #thebesteggs #buylocal #eatlocal #egglady #hobcafe #livesocialv9b

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cherrielov

I'm just a tiny boy =))) Hey! I'm just a tiny girl, too. So we're tiny and perfect together 😌. #eggWhite #eggLady #fjern #dontgolookatmiibythatlookinureyes #annemarie =))

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thatsparrowboy

Are you more #loglady or more #egglady ...? I’m both 😜 20% off these #johnwaters and #twinpeaks inspired Ts and much more till midnight tonight www.thatsparrowboy.etsy.com - link in bio! Big love to @artpornblog for modelling and @jameschampionphotog for taking the pics 💋💖🌈💫 #etsysale #labordaysale #gaystagram #instagay #gayicons #queer #feminist #girlpower

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sochillxochitl

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elizadeath

nish got me a john waters book for our journey and now she's eating eggs next to me on the train #egglady

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phillyunnamed

PUFF3! AKA The filthiest people alive.🎥🎬🍆👠🔪 See the pre-PUFF screening of the 30th anniversary of John Water’s Hairspray on Wednesday Sept 5. 8pm at the Proscenium Theatre at the Drake. #puff3 #hairspray #divine #divine30 #pinkflamingo #filth #filmfestival #cult #exploitation #camp #horror #scifi #bizarre #egglady #dragqueen #indie #indiefilm #johnwaters #philly #philadelphia #phillyevents #phillyartist #phillysupportphilly

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lyzz_lundberg

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jkochansky

Not yet finished (the gluing method I’ve chosen is taking a lot longer than expected) but you get the idea. I love how the different backgrounds bring out different colours (same lighting for each, no filters). Will need to decide which tones to emphasize in the final display. #duckegg #egglady #tiny #tinyart #sculpture #peacockfeathers #culturehustle #sharetheblack #londonartist

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art_n_yoga_by_nikita

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mi.ruina

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cultpartynyc

We see (famous) dead people✨our resident artist @mutantland makes badass plaques and pins that honor icons that are no longer with us⚡️come in check em out in person! Open till 8🎨

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thatsparrowboy

20% off the #edithmassey #egglady T-shirt in white or charcoal at www.thatsparrowboy.etsy.com till Midnight tonight - to serve some #pinkflamingos #realness - link in bio - #eggseggseggs 🥚 🥚 🥚pics by @jameschampionphotog posing by @artpornblog #instagay #gaystagram #johnwaters #punk #trash

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thatsparrowboy

20% off all my #JohnWaters inspired Ts including #divine #minkstole #serialmom and #edithmassey Ts at www.thatsparrowboy.etsy.com - link in bio - on sale till Wednesday midnight!! 🌈🦄♥️ #instagay #gaystagram #illustratorsofinstagram #gay #queer #lgbtpride #gaypride #punk #trash #pinkflamingos #egglady #eggseggseggs

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_lucph

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kathleenitch

Nipped into Leeds Art Gallery with boglin on a rainy Friday, so glad I did because this dead good exhibition is nearly over and it almost passed me by. A room of bird's nests including a human sized woven bowerbird's nest, then a room of hand made eggs replicating a destroyed illicit egg collection... also wood turnings and some videos I couldn't catch due to a wriggly toddler. It's called Natural Selection by Andy and Peter Holden, it's on until the 2nd September -I've got some leave next week so thinking of trying to head down without Joe so I can properly look, anyone around for weekday art trips hmu #leedsartgallery #andyholden #birdsbirdsbirds #egglady

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grvyrdmama

Regrann from @divineofficial - Eggs! Eggs! Eggs! performed by @gingerminj (as The Egg Lady) and @trixiemattel (as Babs Johnson) on Season 7 of @rupaulsdragrace. ♥️ 🥚 ♥️ 🥚♥️ 🥚 #divine #johnwaters #edithmassey #babsjohnson #egglady #mama #pinkflamingos #rupaulsdragrace #dragrace @rupaulofficial

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melovflowers50

Never to early to start making Christmas gifts 🎁. #eggplantfarm #egglady #feathers #christmas #orniments #chicken #chickenfeathers

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taybaefitlife

I was thrilled to find a coconut flour pie crust recipe. I try to avoid almonds as much as possible, because my body doesn't love them as much as my heart does. I knew when I found this amazing recipe from @sweetashoney.co I had to make a quiche for this week. I filled mine with onions, bacon, and brussel sprouts 😍😍😍 . . . . . . . . . . . #quiche #quichelove #keto #egglady #buylocal #localeggs #ketolifestyle #ketomadeeasy #ketolife #nutfree #grainfree #ketorecipe #ketoquiche #sugarfree #bacon #baconlife #lchf #hflc #lowcarb #lowcarbhighfat

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n0market

#EggLady • ‘Crack it Open’ - unused(so far) design for an #EdithMassey #convention / fan gathering in the #Netherlands that was going to take place this Fall. It has been postponed for one reason or another to an unknown date in 2019. There was no #artDirection - but the only stipulation is it had to be on an #EggYolk #yellow t-shirt. How could I disagree. Hopefully #theGathering will happen & the #tees will made available soon. #N0MARKET

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melovflowers50

Yes like we don’t have enough chickens. Lol 😂 she is the sweetest Momma. #eggplantfarm #newborn #chicks🐣 #sweetmoment #sweetmom #egglady #freerangechickens #backyardchickens #chicken #chickencoop

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conorege

Thank you for loving each other and being badass friends. Also, wedding was siq #llamafarm #egglady #mike #fartzrule

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thatsparrowboy

20% off all my T-shirts till midnight tonight!! Including this Charcoal #EggLady T - at www.thatsparrowboy.etsy.com - link in bio!! 🌈💥🌟🦄💖 #edithmassey #pinkflamingos #johnwaters #eggseggseggs #gayicon #instagay #gaystagram ❤️❤️❤️ pics by @jameschampionphotog posing by @artpornblog

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betterfoodguru

I was strangely absent from IG this morning since the cafe extended my contract and I was on egg duty at the crack of dawn today✌ I was reminiscing about the weirdass John Waters film Pink Flamingoes and the egg lady Edith Massey yelling "eggs eggs" 😂 Anyone remember this? #johnwaters #pinkflamingoes #egglady #weirdo #eggseggseggs #cookingbrekkie #naturalhabitat #consultantlife #cheflife🔪 #absentfromig #absencemakestheheartgrowfonder #cafelife #coworkers #workingwoman #supermoms

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jkochansky

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john_waters_divine_trash_page

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_hlm_cg

Das Ei. Meins. #egg #egglady #egglover

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milkmother

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waddellwaddellwaddell

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the_daily_devereaux

Have you ever really listened to your coworkers? 😂😂😂 Via: @jarrondevereaux #brenda #egglady #protein #dailydevereaux 😂😂

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melovflowers50

Half a day of egg being laid . They need to step it up . We have costumes that want them. 😂 #eggplantfarm #eggs #egglady #freerangechickens #backyardchickens #chicken #chickens #chickencoop #poultry

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jkochansky

So many quail eggs. Spending the heatwave trying to move as little as possible so hooray for tiny art work! #egg #sculpture #tiny #quaileggs #eggart #egglady #londonartists #yesitisactuallyhotinlondon

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john_waters_divine_trash_page

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melovflowers50

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thisbirdsabsurd

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olemackronald

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emmaworthart

Moose birthday breakfast and catch up with this beauty! It's been far too long since our last date, eggs, eggs, eggs! #foodporn #egglady #johnwaters #pals #scran #bestfriend #pancakelife #birthday

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vargas_ramone

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spooky_spoonie

1 point breakfast (not including my coffee)! Applegate uncured turkey bacon is 0 points for 1 slice,1 points for 2! I couldnt believe it! #egglady #weightwatchers #1pointbreakfast #asparagus #strawberries #applegateuncuredturkeybacon #spoonie #mswarrior #turmeric

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tomhardyeatingthings

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jkochansky

Rough draft of an idea. (Yes, those are cat whiskers. It took a long time to collect them because I waited for them to be shed naturally. I promise have normal hobbies too.) #egglady #tinyart #tiny #duckegg #whiskers #catwhiskers #sculpture #eggart #egg

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whatwilloweats

Eggs in a nest! This is (one of) our go to lunch/breakfasts. Any form of eggs really. My kids love this, scrambled or hardboiled the best. And they're so fast! My kids are not vegan, I try to keep most of our foods plant based but we eat a variety. We try to source local organic animal products when possible and i recently found an "egg lady" as my son so lovingly calls her! So we get local organic eggs from happy chickens! Eggs in a nest is so simple, add a few cherry tomatoes and it's a meal on it's own. Butter as many slices of bread (we love rye, guess where were from 😏) as you need Use a glass or biscuit cutter and cut a circle out of the middle of the bread. Place the bread in a hot pan and crack an egg into every circle. Now watch carefully! So you dont overcook the yolk. Flip when the bottom is firm and fry the other side. Easy peasy. And its finger food (if you cook the yolk!) . . . . . . . #whatwilloweats #whatcoleeats #eatlocal #manitoba #eatlocalwinnipeg #eggs #egglady #happychickens #foodpic #instafood #tasty #foodtogrowon

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dionnkadonk

I am the new #egglady! My skills shine in this example of egg cooking perfection, 😁 #nofilter #handheldbreakfast

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thatsparrowboy

Are you more #loglady or more #egglady ...? I’m both 😜 20% off these #johnwaters and #twinpeaks inspired Ts till Tuesday midnight at www.thatsparrowboy.etsy.com - link in bio! Big love to @artpornblog for modelling and @jameschampionphotog for taking the pics 💋💖🌈💫

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iwantasuburbanhome

The one thing I like about Weight Watchers is that I can eat a lot of asparagus and eggs in so many different ways. Chef Robbie made me poached eggs and I roasted the asparagus in the oven with Mrs Dash and olive oil. So delicious. Also, thinking of making a separate page to follow my journey. But I'm not sure. Please voice your opinion below! #mswarrior #weightwatchers #down5lbs #notstopping #45moretogo #doingthisformyhealth #ifeelresultsalready #egglady #eggseggseggsalliwantiseggs #asparagus #millionsofpeachespeachesforme

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melovflowers50

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barb_lavey

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jkochansky

Soldier, 2018. To fight one has to build up interior strength, but ultimately we’re all still vulnerable. #tiny #tinyart #egg #quailegg #chainmail #egglady #art #londonartists #eggshell #sculpture

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thatsparrowboy

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studiommandy

Nature's own tie-dyed "easter" egg 😊 Straight from the bottom of the egg pile found in a well hidden grassy nest made by our wonderful free range lovelies 🐔 This is what happens when the grasses the eggs are nested in gets wet; color leaches from the plants and stains the eggshell. #naturestiedye #hippieeggs #freerangeeggs #naturesdesign #eastereggers #colouredeggs #marbledeggs #happyhen #eggsofinstagram #instaeggs #eggsdaily #eggsofig #egglady

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melovflowers50

Look at this black brahmas. I’m really liking how pretty they look. Are new chickens this year. #blakebrahmas #eggplantfarm #egglady #chicks🐥 #chicken #chickens #chickensofinstagram #freerangechickens #backyardchickens

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melovflowers50

The on going saga of my feet issues. Dream Coop is back on. If I can be out side. 📺 works for me #eggplantfarm #egglady #surgery #lovemytvshows

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thatsparrowboy

Get the white #edithmassey #egglady T-shirt at www.thatsparrowboy.etsy.com - to serve some #pinkflamingos #realness - link in bio - #eggseggseggs 🥚 🥚 🥚pics by @jameschampionphotog posing by @artpornblog #instagay #gaystagram #johnwaters

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jkochansky

I don’t like talking about my depression on here because it’s so personal. I’m fortunate in that it’s not dominating my life as much anymore, but it does sometimes catch me. Finally feel like I’m coming out of the funk that descended last Autumn and can function again so hopefully I’ll start posting more often. Until then, all my best wishes to everyone else who knows the slog. #eggart #chickenegg #sweetgum #tinyart #tiny #egglady #egg #black #sharetheblack #culturehustle

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melovflowers50

I grandson loves are eggs. I think the picture says it all . #eggplantfarm #eggs #egglady #grandson #goodbreakfast #organic #freerangechickens #backyardchickens #yumy

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iantsurman

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artsie_bootsie

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thatsparrowboy

20% off all #JohnWaters themed T-shirts this weekend as well as other select designs including this T-shirt starring #minkstole as #conniemarble from #pinkflamingos 🌈🦄💫💖 Check out www.thatsparrowboy.etsy.com - link in my bio! Thanks to @artpornblog for posing and @jameschampionphotog for pix!!! #edithmassey #divine #auntida #egglady

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abbreviated_expressions

When your work week has repeatedly crotch kicked ya, somebody's gotta go full clown to lighten the final push towards the weekend #pippylongstocking #egglady 📷's by @thecompanygreen & @sweetjessiemoore

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melovflowers50

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jerkofalltrades

Words can not express how grateful I am for all these #weirdos that helped make last nights #filthy fantasy a reality! Post pride stress is real and these beautiful freaks really helped make a life long dream happen. If you missed @film_school_drop_outs presenting #PinkFlamingos , well... you’re convicted of assholism. #filthiestpeoplealive #divine #egglady #conniemarble #raymondmarble

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melovflowers50

Was a great surprise I got from one of are customers. She made it for me and add it a pocket for my cell phone. Thank u Mrs. Kimmie. I love it . #greatday #greatsurprise #eggplantfarm #egglady #eggs #freerangechickens #backyardchickens #chicken #chickens #chickencoop #organic #soblessed #🙏🏼

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thatsparrowboy

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lemongardot

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cookielin781206

❤️ 太太太可愛了啦😍 王大星的悠遊卡❤️ 完全捨不得用啊🦄️🦕 #客製化 #客製 #悠遊卡 #egglady

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butterklok

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melovflowers50

Had a shot visit. But great time #blessedfamily #lovefamily #eggplantfarm #egglady @iamhellokitty77 @micahsalado . Love u guys

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handfasted1

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ghoulsbestfriend

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