Guys- there’s all this hubbub about today being the first day of fall. “Let’s wear sweaters! Let’s pick apples! Let’s bust out our cute boots!”
My whole body is like, “Say whuuuut?” I’m still dripping sweat down my cleavage and avoiding jeans-as-daywear like their made of cactus prickles. Highs are near 90 degrees every day this coming week. Ain’t no autumn ‘round Miami.
HOWEVER - you can’t stop me from sprinkling pumpkin spice and sugar on my cream cheese bagel, and I’ll burn a fall scented candle with the best of you....
I’ll just do that, then go sun bathe, minimizing my tan lines for a bit. That’d be autumn, Miami style.