Well aren’t I glad I chose to be a loner, not go to a restaurant and get a massage in Vic Park on a Saturday night! And NO it was not at a brothel like mum asked me 😂 😂 😂 “Late opening hours...You sure it’s not a brothel? Anything untoward?”.
Me: “No mum, I’m getting you a massage voucher to go there for Christmas”. Why would I send my mum to a brothel? 🙄 🌇