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alibeezes

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lifting_2eat_pizza

If you don’t wanna be lonely on New Years Eve. #itsajokenotadick #donttakeitsohard #thatsyourmomsjob

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comfortably_yosh

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lifting_2eat_pizza

It’s like an hourly debate.. to masturbate.. or not to masturbate. That is the question. #fapfapfap #itsajokenotadick #donttakeitsohard #thatsyourmomsjob

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lifting_2eat_pizza

Every time I drop a savage post and don’t miss a wink over your bitchass. 😘

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comfortably_yosh

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nihilistic.world

Exhibit Everythingever.

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nihilistic.world

Little monsters.

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nihilistic.world

Prophetic image.

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nihilistic.world

Mobile crucifier.

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nihilistic.world

Credit: @thetastelessgentlemen | Repeated mistake.

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nihilistic.world

Traitor cleansing.

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nihilistic.world

Feather.

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nihilistic.world

Blowhard.

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nihilistic.world

Suplex city.

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rackus0311

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nihilistic.world

Strawberry gold.

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raygunnz

Is it tools? I bet it's tools. #lmao #lmfao #ItsAJokeNotADick

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derekcookbb

I couldn't resist 😂😂😂😂😂

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jealous_much

Sorry not sorry 😂😂😂 #funnyaf #wheresthelie #donttakeitsohard #itsajokenotadick #💯💯💯 #lovemeorhateme

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comfortably_yosh

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lifting_2eat_pizza

Hot showers or Bubble baths? Would it turn you on if I wore my Unicorn Onesie? Do you think Tom Brady is closet gay? Have you ever peed on your partner? Is it just me or do you find Barney’s purple body, so sexy? Do you like my beard? Should I get a new haircut? Do you go to church? Wanna do it in a church? Will you marry me? Have my babies! Have you ever had an ice cube in your ass? Who you thinking about staring at that wall? What’s his name bitch? So, Hookers and Blow later? . #itsajokenotadick #donttakeitsohard #thatsyourmomsjob #dudesgoingcrazy #craycray #forgetyourowndamnname

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lifting_2eat_pizza

Nobody wants a basic bitch. Be more like Sniffany. She’s fun and keeps ya on your toes. #sniffany #dontbebasic #basicbitches #dont #itsajokenotadick #donttakeitsohard #thatsyourmomsjob

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lifting_2eat_pizza

Everyone looks terrified.. except Barbie. Look at that Thirsty Bitch! 👀 #thirsty #barbie #kidstoys #momstoy #toystory #familyfun #itsajokenotadick #donttakeitsohard #thatsyourmomsjob

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lifting_2eat_pizza

Braking so fast we learn how to drift on the spot!!! #itsajokenotadick #donttakeitsohard #thatsyourmomsjob #thatnastyshit #nomnomnom

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comfortably_yosh

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doubleduckproductions

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comfortably_yosh

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lifting_2eat_pizza

He sounds like a Keeper! Honesty is rare these days. This chick doesn’t even know how good she has it. #itsajokenotadick #donttakeitsohard #thatsyourmomsjob #honesty #keeper #youfoundgold

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lifting_2eat_pizza

The real reason there’s always a lineup for girls bathrooms! Y’all in luck though. It’s 2018 and with all this gender fluid stuff you can just bring that “pipe” in the guys washroom. Share and get a hand! #itsajokenotadick #donttakeitsohard #thatsyourmomsjob #funny #meme #puffpuffpass #share

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lifting_2eat_pizza

“TAXXXXIIIII!!!!” 🙋🏻‍♀️ “Get me home. I’ll give ya an extra $50 if you run every Red light between here and my front door!” 🚫🛑 Well. #hookersandblow it is. #ruinher #night #slurpitup #daddyshome #itsajokenotadick #donttakeitsohard #thatsyourmomsjob

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superbeasto71

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jake_d_714

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lifting_2eat_pizza

Disney was way ahead of the game! They knew anal beads were the future!!! #eatingassanalsexandcocaine #itsajokenotadick #donttakeitsohard #disney #notyourmothersdisney #orisit #yourmommaknows

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lifting_2eat_pizza

I reported myself... they told me I have a serious addiction.. so I posted some more memes about eating ass, anal sex and blow. I feel much better now. #itsajokenotadick #donttakeitsohard #analsexeatingassandcocaine #weCowboysSon

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lifting_2eat_pizza

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shazamdagod

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nihilistic.world

Clap clap.

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nihilistic.world

Thanks hanging.

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lizard_lick_rc

D. A. R. E.: Stay away from drugs! Drugs ruin lives! Drugs kill! Just say no! Debate moderator: That's a strong argument from the D. A. R. E. program. Drugs, do you have a rebuttal? Drugs: Just kidding. It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard. Drugs are bad. #therollingstones #howaretheynotdead #iwannago #drugsarebadmmkay #itsajokenotadick

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johneville_bastard

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lifting_2eat_pizza

Not sure why the nurse always has to make things awkward? Just shut your mouth Stefanie and keep examining!!! #itsajokenotadick #donttakeitsohard #yourmomwillthough #nursememes #lmfao #joke #funny

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nihilistic.world

Blue fuckwit.

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nihilistic.world

Stay high.

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nihilistic.world

Late great.

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_karmamarie

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steven_b86

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lifting_2eat_pizza

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lifting_2eat_pizza

Direct Result of a Participation Award Generation. Not everyone will make the Big Leagues. Not everyone is cut out to be a runway lingerie model. Not everyone can be a doctor. Not everyone can be as big of a slut as your mom.

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joceydilizia

Fiercely pushing away The Greens Party 😎 #itsajokenotadick

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lifting_2eat_pizza

Green and Salty just like my Nuts! #savage #itsajokenotadick #donttakeitsohard #meme #laugh #lol Thanks @coachhollyifbb

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lifting_2eat_pizza

That’s right. Jesus wants his invite too! Make it a three-way or you - Sinnaaah!! #itsajokenotadick #donttakeitsohard #meme #funny #laugh #joke or #gtfo

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lifting_2eat_pizza

We just a couple of Sasquatches trying to be low key over here. Mind Yo business. #itsajokenotadick #donttakeitsohard #meme #funny #laugh #joke or #gtfo

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lifting_2eat_pizza

The Secret to a Long and Loving Marriage Revealed. #itsajokenotadick #donttakeitsohard #meme #funny #laugh #joke or #gtfo

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lifting_2eat_pizza

Shit. I’m currently building her whole damn kitchen!! #itsajokenotadick #donttakeitsohard

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lifting_2eat_pizza

Even McDonalds knows what up. “Warmest Greetings” BEND OVER AND SPREAD EM FOR A HAPPY HOLIDAY #greaseitup #itsajokenotadick #donttakeitsohard #funny #meme #mcdonalds #mccafe

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nomadic.stargazer

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lifting_2eat_pizza

Imma pull up in 40 years on my wicked sweet 3 Wheel Harley and shake that prescription bottle and tell you ”Bring Them Saggy Titties and Fat Ass On Over Here!” . #itsajokenotadick #donttakeitsohard #yourmomalreadydoes #lol #laughorGTFO #funny #meme

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lifting_2eat_pizza

If your religion doesn’t condone this... I’m not really sure what you’re living for... 👹👅💦 #itsajokenotadick #donttakeitsohard #yourmomalreadydoes #lol #laughorGTFO #funny #meme

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lifting_2eat_pizza

Yea. Don’t bother drying off babe. It’s about to get way wetter! now bring that ass over here! #itsajokenotadick #donttakeitsohard #yourmomalreadydoes #lol #laughorGTFO #funny #meme

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