I became a new mother of 3.
I breastfed...ok I didn't breastfeed
I endured my dreadful marriage with my husband of 4 years.
I promoted appetite suppressant lollipops and Flat Tummy shakes.
Then my husband and I collaborated with our disgusting president, and alienated our fan bases. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
And we’ve dragging our family on parking lot photoshoots and loving it. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
This year has been monumental for me. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
I thank God for everyone in my life, except stupid boring dummyface Kourtney.
Thank you for all the fake comments and purchased follows, and for the beautiful birthday wishes. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
I’m looking forward to continuing to deny my past, lie about my present, and embarrassing myself in the future. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
I love you, Dashers (isn't that, like so cool??) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
(I did NOT steal this from Bey's birthday post! Pure coincidence!)