Welcome back to Oswald's Corner.
For those just joining us a quick recap.
Kleenex (it's under your seat) I'm attractive (clearly), breakfast sandwiches (mmmm) crying, no breakfast sandwiches (wtf), more crying (no sandwiches) cancer (that seems negative).
Looks like I have this cancer thing and it's really upset my parents. I mean I got a LOT of extra love when I got home, but still no breakfast sandwiches (they serve them all day, hello!?!?) So before we left the VEC they gave me a couple of injections (I hope it's viagra)and sent us home with a couple bottles of treats and according to Mom, empty pockets. (Any excuse to not get those sandwiches).
It was a busy day, I was worn out. My mom kept starring at me, I was asleep. .but sometimes you can just feel when weirdos are looking at you.
Normally, cus I'm a big Dude, my Mom has to look twice or three times to see if I'm breathing, sometimes she shakes me and yells "are you alive". Seriously, a guy like me can't get a moments rest.
Apparently mom didn't need to shake me, or look twice, she could tell I was breathing..maybe more so than usual.
Yep, you know what that means.. harness.
It's 1 am, not all McDonald's are open 24 hours, and the drive seemed oddly familiar.
Right now, I'm still at the VEC. I'm wearing some space hood filled with oxygen. I think they're training me for NASA. I bet they want to send me to Uranus. I mean, for all the time spent looking in mine, it only makes sense.
Mom and Dad are supposed to come and see how my NASA training is going. I hope they bring dehydrated breakfast sandwiches.
So far, the cancer and space mission have exhausted everyone. Don't get me wrong, I'm excited for space. Think about, Clint Eastwood, Bruce Willis, Sandra Bullock (ok, nobody cares about her, I put her in for the feminist crowd) were all on space missions. "I don't want to close my eyes, I don't want to fall asleep cus I miss you Babe, and I don't want to miss a thing.."
Ok. Stay tuned, Oswald's Cancer Mission will continue. "It ain't about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you get hit, and keep moving forward "- #rockybalboa (I love #stallone !)