This fine , I decided to .
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But wait, I found a bunch of on sale at the grocery store, so I figured "what could go wrong?" !
With my trusty in hand, we set off on the perilous , chopping and cooking first the bacon, then the taters, and that's when the moment of inspiration struck: "quickly! Add pesto now!" And so with the speed of a moseying llama, I shoveled in the first scoop, and then the second... But wait, now there is so much oil! I let the pesto heat up, nervously waiting for the oil to do something something disappear like it does in cooking shows, but alas, it was here for good. With a sigh of defeat, with the meat n potas all cooked up, I shoveled them into the bowl- with all that gross oil laughing it's way into the bottom. Looking at the pan, I wondered if there was even any hope for the eggs. There was only one way to find out. 一、二、卵の中にパン置きました. The eggs were cooking beautifully at first! Doing the happy little sizzle dance over the combination of bacon and pesto oils, but something wasn't right. The texture and color. This battle was over before it began. I did my best to salvage the eggs, but the oil combination smited me again. I was but a level 3 NPC, and this was the level 18 mimic, waiting to pounce at the first unwary traveler happening by. Mustering all of my handy skills, I found a pair of bowls I felt fit this event and masked the grotesque monstrosity before you, and presented the dishes as best I could. I apologize, , today's session of was a resounding failure.