In the spirit of Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin
You'd be surprised how bar drinks bring out the smartness in words you spit out, now on your tongue which once were at the base of your mind.
It turns you to a motivation builder dispensing all the wisdom to desperately listening drink buddies.
Saying things that seem carefully thought out, like, "Courage is fear that has said it's prayers".
Drinks too many can have you act alike as someone under a truth serum, without gauge, you'd be a loose mouth crying out for a leash.
..... (Its incomplete, comment an effect of drinking)
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