You did talk like a Pirate day....we did Pirate week! Follow the clues all week to arrive at the treasure! “When you SHIP it,
There it lives,
With all its ‘sales’ unfurled,
It SERVES us well,
At least, until,
404: Not Found URL” “When it comes to the treasures
These folks found,
There’s not a lot more fun
Than the CUTTING EDGE of mobile games
And Bosses, every one!” “I’ve got a TAIL to tell ye,
Of a treasure I’m off to seek,
Somewhere in this stormy labyrinth,
Someone’s left their BEEF!” “Hear ye, hear ye.
For crimes committed against the crown,
Such as crashing the party,
Breaking the fourth wall,
Dropping an anvil,
And dubious use of Hammers,
Pontifex Mortis the Purple-Bellied has been sentenced to death!
His SKULL shall be posted as a warning to all who come after!” “Legend has it, the merry pirate crew of the good ship Dallas once fought their nemesis, Boss Cottonmill, in a valiant battle on the high seas.
Victorious, and weighed down by treasure, they sailed into Scurvy Bay to celebrate… …And that’s the last place their riches were ever seen.
Armed with nothing but a map and some oddly specific rhymes, some intrepid game developers have hunted down the Dallas Treasure. X marks the spot, my lovelies, and that’s your final clue.” #pirate #funplacetowork #makinggames #talklikeapirateday #bossfight