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Pete Zaroll

Oh hi, I'm Pete. Just an actual Pizza Roll livin' that pizza life. Live Free, Couch Hard.

http://totinos.com/couchhardsweepstakesrules

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Art is crazy, you know? Wow. Art...is...so...nuts.

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Local handsome hero attempts to catch pizza roll in mouth. Think you can do better than this guy? Show us your skillz by posting a photo or video using the hashtag #couchhardsweepstakes!

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Don’t be like Mr. Turtleneck Sweater Guy...

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Are you a pizza roll catching pro like this? Prove it! Show off your couching skills by posting a photo or video using the hashtag #CouchHardSweepstakes for a chance to win a year supply of pizza rolls. Visit the link in our bio for details!!!

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Sportz fans! This game day, toast some rolls, grab a cushion, and show us your couching skills, for a shot at a year supply of pizza rolls. To enter, post a photo or a video of you couching hard and use the hashtag #CouchHardSweepstakes ! Link to more details in our bio!

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Looking for a new wallpaper for your phone? One that really captures the essence of your true self? Cooooooooooooooooooooooooool. Visit our Insta story and screenshot!

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Seriously, tho. This dog GETS IT. πŸ©πŸŽ‰πŸ•

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Huh. Kind of a weird top nine of 2017, but what are you gonna do?

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Do you guys like my letter? Pretty good considering my hands are more of a concept than a reality...

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πŸŽ„ is looking pretty festive.

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This feels true and right.

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You’re a really great friend, Becky. Thanks for everything. *Throws friendship bracelet out the window. It is scooped up by a bird. The bird flies over a river and drops bracelet. Becky feels a cold shiver but can’t explain why.*

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Pretty important Monday thoughts that are good for thinkin’ on a Monday.

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Moms=THE BEST. ❀️❀️❀️

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Party tip: 1. Enter house/apartment/party place 2. Find dog.

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BEHOLD this very funny meme about the lengths one will go to for pizza rolls.

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Oh hello, December... πŸŽ…πŸ€ΆπŸŽ…πŸ€Άβ›„οΈβ˜ƒοΈπŸŒ¨β„οΈ

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