Are you depressed from a lack of vitamin D? Is the persistent drizzle ruining your lovely hair? Well same here, mate. It's horrendous, isn't it. Why can't we all live where it's nice all the time, like Thailand or something?
Anyway, until the weather sorts itself out, we'd advise you to throw on our Honey Mustard Hoodie, just like Soren here.
Our hoodies use the latest in nanotechnology to keep you warm and, simultaneously, cheer you right up. They may also improve the mood of those around you, including —but by no means limited to— family members, passing strangers, and even your followers on social media.
57 out of the 60 people that we surveyed said they definitely felt warmer and happier than they had in their regular name-brand hoodie. One of them even had a note from his doctor. And you can't argue with science, can you.
So if you'd like to cure your Winter woes before the end of Feb, remember to use the discount code PISSOFFRAIN for a whopping 15% off any of the hoodies or sweatshirts in our store.
Terms and conditions apply. Your home may be repossessed if you do not keep up repayments on your mortgage, even though everyone has a fundamental human right to housing, the banks are all bastards, and money is meaningless. Blah de blah de blah.
Model: Soren @sorenpaillou
Lens: Sean @hardyccphotos
For: ‘Cene Mag @cenemagazine